(Source: heta-ali)

ayamekichida:

YOU DID A GOOD THING DEEN

malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

(Source: jewlzz23)

kujikawarise:

kujikawarise:

dora the internet explorer

regret

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

fernacular:

Man who needs Jake anyway.

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

sweaters that are several sizes too big 

wearing sweaters that are several sizes too big 

whacking people in the face with the sleeves 

(Source: jaclcfrost)

himaryua:

A WOMAN CAN DESTROY
A WOMAN CAN FIGHT
A WOMAN CAN PREACH
A WOMAN CAN WORK
A WOMAN CAN CONQUER
A WOMAN CAN RULE
JUST AS MUCH AS A MAN CAN.

♈ ♌ ♍ ♎ ♏ ♓

(Source: rizucchini)

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

cheese3d:

kcikingg off the summer with a john egg.

shinyblackchevy:

beau-friend:

tankgirls:

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it

fuck the english language

(Source: ladyfuzz)

sakura-shinigami:

this is gonna become my new hobby…

NOT SORRY.

(Source: untitled1-jpg)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.